Sex Juices.

I smoke because you light my cigarettes
and get that spit on the filters
and I get to suck on your sexy spit
that’s why I smoke
cause of that sexy spit.
I’d die to mix your sexy spit with my spit.
it’s sexier than kissing because I’m not even touching you
sexy
I’m only touching your sexy juices.
I like those.
the molecules in your sexy spit mix with the pink parts of my cheeks that sometimes come out in the shower, I’m a biter.
and it gets all mixed together and sexy
because you light my cigarettes for me.
yowza.
I like your sexy juices and I flip our floor condoms inside out
and stick them up in me and let your dried up sperm get up in me
and mix up with my sex juices
and marinate
and become sex juices again with the help of my sex juices
that’s sexier than sex
cause we aren’t even touching.
it’s even sexier cause you don’t even know about it.

If you don't poop on yourself once in your lifetime...

...you just ain't livin'.

If My Vagina Could Talk...

...it'd be really angry with your friends.

Snow Can Eat Me Out.

I'm glad my vagina has lips to keep that gaping hole closed.
I'm glad my mouth has lips for the same reason.

sex appeal.

stepping on a used condom on the floor of your room is akin to stepping on a dead fish in the kitchen. very similar feelings.

The Good Ol' Days.

Remember when the only thing people said about me was "She threw up all over him"?

I have two problems with studying in the library.
The first is i'm always hungry.
The second is i'm always horny.